Nobody seemed to know just when he was first built
He just wilted away 'til Miracle Fence Works came along
Restored his looks - and made him tough and strong
And if you spoke at all, you just said, "Hi" to Big John.

Big Bad John
(Big John)

Then came the day, that terrible awful wind of a storm
When a huge and mighty oak tree came crashing down
Squirrels were prayin' and hearts beat fast, everybody
thought that they'd breathed their last, 'cept John

Through the dust and the wind of this man-made hell
Stood a giant of a fence, that all knew well
arched his back to give it his best, gave out a groan, and he
took that giant Oak tree, he just stood there alone, Big John

Big Bad John
(Big John)

With all of his strength gave a mighty heave, held his ground
Then a squirrel yelled out, "he’s still standing, Big John"

Yes, Big John .. a fence restored by Miracle Fence Works
Big Bad John, indeed

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